Three mice
Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they
are.
The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how
tough I am. I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch
the bar and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm
outa there!" and he tosses down another shot.
The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You think that's tough?
When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like its cocaine."
With that he throws down another shot and slams his shot glass on the
bar.
The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he has
to say for himself. He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass
and heads for the door. His buddies look at each other, then at him and
say, "Hey, where are YOU going?" The third mouse says, "I haven't got
time for this shit, I need to get home to fuck the cat.".
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