3 Baseball Fans
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped
and discovered a nude female dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Cubs fan took
off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took
off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the
Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and
wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap,
replacedit, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
Replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting
and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."
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