Five Surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.   
Five Surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says: 
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you 
open them up, everything inside is numbered." 

The second responds: 
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is 
color coded." 

The third surgeon says: 
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them 
is in alphabetical order." 

The fourth surgeon chimes in: 
"You know, I like construction workers; those guys always understand 
when you have a few parts left over." 

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: 
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's 
no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and butt are 
interchangeable." 
 
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