UNDERSTANDING AND WRITING RESEARCH PAPERS
The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you
understand the mysterious language of academic paper anywhere
"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"... I didn't look up the
original reference.
"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"... These data are
practically meaningless.
"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE
DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS"... An unsuccessful experiment,
but I still hope to get it published.
"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR
DETAILED STUDY"... The other results didn't make any sense.
"IN MY EXPERIENCE"... Once
"IN CASE AFTER CASE"... Twice
"IN A SERIES OF CASES"... Thrice
"IT IS BELIEVED THAT"... I think.
"IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT"... A couple of others think so, too.
"CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE"... Wrong.
"ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS"... Rumor has it.
"A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE
SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS"... A wild guess.
"A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA"... Three
pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.
"IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE
REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENA OCCURS"...
I don't understand it.
"AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES"...
They don't understand it either.
"THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE
WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO CINDY ADAMS FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS"...
Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.
"IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE
FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD"... I quit.
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