A lawyer pesters the blonde sitting next to him on long plane ride   
Blonde and A Lawyer

   A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from
   LA to NY.
 
   The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
 
   The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and
   rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
 
   The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of
   fun.  He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
   answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa.
 
   "Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now
   agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00,
   and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
 
   This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no
   end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer
   asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the
   moon?"
 
    The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a
   $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
 
   She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
   with four legs?"
 
   The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches
   all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem
   and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated,
   he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.  After
   an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says,
   "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
 
   The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and
   asks, "Well, what's the answer?
 
   "Without a word, the blonde reaches  into her purse, hands the lawyer
   $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
 
 
 


                                                                                                         	 
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