THE GENIE
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. And for years
and years they live there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub
and rub and sure enough out comes a genie.
The genie says "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one."
So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family
and my husband and my life-I just want to go home" and POOF she is gone.
The red head makes her wish "This place sucks, I want to go home too"
and POOF she is gone.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her
"My dear what is the matter?" The blonde said "I wish my friends were
back here."
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