A blonde gal, walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand   
                 DOCTORS WITH BLONDE PATIENTS

 Judi, a buxom blonde gal, walked into the doctors office with a hole
 in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot
 wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound!  

 Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, 
 and first stuck the  gun in my  mouth, but thought, wait a minute,
 I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. 
 So I pointed the gun between  my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, 
 I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! 
 Then I pointed the gun at my heart,and thought, wait a minute, I just 
 had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them!

 So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute,
 this is going to be really loud!"

 
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