Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me   
        The Changed Man

Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. 
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around 
until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress 
well, enjoy the arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, 
even how to invest in the stock market." 

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so 
much." 

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, 
she just isn't  good enough for me." 

 
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