Me Want Woman
An native american from a nearby reservation goes to a Whore house and
knocks on the door.
When the Madam answers he says, "Me want woman!"
The Madam looks at him kind of funny and says, "You want a woman huh?"
He replies, "Yes. Me want woman. Me got money."
"But do you have experience?" the Madam answers.
"Experience?," asked the native american.
"Have you done this before?"
"No, but me want woman. Me got money."
The madam laughs and says "I'll tell you what honey, you go out into
the forest over there and practice with the knotholes in those trees
and when you know what you're doing you come back and see
me."
So the native american goes out into the forest and finds a knothole to get
experience with. The next week he goes back to the whorehouse and knocks on
the door. When the Madam comes to the door he says, "Me want woman. Me got
experience." So the Madam sends him upstairs with one of her girls.
When they get upstairs the native american tells her to take off her clothes
and bend over. When she does he takes out a 2x4 and smacks her on the behind.
"What the hell did you do that for!" she exclaimed.
The native american replied, "Checking for bees."
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