Bill and Hillary are making a trip to the country side   
                Bill and Hillary on a trip

Bill  and  Hillary are making a trip to the country side. Suddenly they run
out  of  fuel and so they stop at a gasoline station. When Hillary sees the
owner  of the station she gets out of the car, runs to the man, gives him a
hug  and  kisses him. 

When they continue their journey, Bill asks: "Who was that  guy  ?".  
and  Hillary  answers, that this was a boy she used to date
while  she  was  in  high school. 

Bill starts to smile and says: "Well, you must  be  really lucky that you
married me and not him, otherwise you would be  now the wife of a 
gasoline station owner!".

Suddenly, Hillary starts to smile and she replies: "No my dear, you are lucky,
If I would have married him, he would be now the president of the United States."

 
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