the irish ditch diggers work working across from a house of ill repute   
                The house of ill repute

     A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some road damage
     directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they
     witnessed a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking
     into the house.
  
     "Would ya look at that Darby!" said Pat. "What a shameful disgrace,
     that Protestant Reverend sinning in a house the likes of that place!"
  
     They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work.
  
     A short time later they watched as a Jewish Rabbi looked around
     himself cautiously and then darted into the house when he was
     satisfied no one had spied him.
  
     "Did ya see that Darby?" Pat asked the other in shock and
     disbelief.  "Is nothing holy to the Jewish people? I just can't
     understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the
     cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. 'Tis a crying shame, I
     tell ya!"
  
     Not long had passed when they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest,
     lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was
     watching and then quietly sneaking in the door.
  
     "Oh no, Darby, look!" Said Pat removing his cap. "One of the poor
     girls musta died."
       


 
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