consider the 2000 elections from a 3rd world perspective   
                        2000 Election seem from Zimbabwe

A Zimbabwe politician has been quoted as saying that children should
study this year's U.S. Presidential election closely, because it shows that
election fraud is not only a third world phenomena.  In that spirit,
consider the recent proceedings from a slightly different perspective:

  
1.  Imagine that we read of an election occurring anywhere in the
third world in which the self-declared winner was the son of the former
prime minister  and that former prime minister was himself the former 
head of that nation's  secret police (CIA).
  
2.  Imagine that the self-declared winner lost the popular vote but
   won based on some colonial holdover (Electoral College) from the nation's
   past.
  
3.  Imagine that the self-declared winner's 'victory' turned on
   disputed votes cast in a province governed by his brother.
  
4. Imagine that the poorly drafted ballots of one district, a
   district heavily favoring the self-declared winner's opponent,
   led thousands of voters to vote for the wrong candidate.
  
5.  Imagine that members of that nation's most despised caste,
    fearing for their lives/livelihoods, turned out in record numbers to vote 
    in near-universal opposition to the self-declared winner's candidacy.
  
6.  Imagine that state police operating under the authority of the
    self-declared winner's brother intercepted hundreds of members of
   that most-despised caste on their way to the polls.
  
7.  Imagine that six million people voted in the disputed province
   and that the self-declared winner's 'lead' was only 300 votes.  Fewer,
   certainly,than the vote counting machines' margin of error.
  
8.  Imagine that the self-declared winner and his political party
   opposed a more careful by-hand inspection and re-counting of the ballots in 
   the disputed province or in its most hotly disputed district.
  
9.  Imagine that the self-declared winner was himself the governor of a
    major province, which had the worst human rights record of any
   province in his nation and which actually led the nation in executions.
  
10.  Imagine that a major campaign promise of the self-declared
    winner was  to appoint like-minded human rights violators to 
    lifetime positions on the  high  court of that nation.
  
Few of us would deem such an election to be representative of anything
other  than the self-declared winner's will-to-power.  All of us, I imagine,
would wearily turn the page thinking that it was another sad tale of
pitiful  pre-or anti-democracy peoples in some strange elsewhere.
  
This reminds me of Gandhi's reputed response to a question posed by a
British journalist after Gandhi returned from a tour of European capitals.
"What,"  he  was asked, "do you think about Western Civilization?" 
"I think," he replied  "it would be a very good idea."
  
 
 
 
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