The Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his
good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took this costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for
an hour, awakened without pain, and, as it was still early, she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how
he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him,
and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and
dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So, off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown, and some other guys, so we went into the
den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."
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