A hooker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup   
        A hooker was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.

"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor
asked.

"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest
cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think
I might be a hemophiliac?"

"Well, hemophilia is a genetic disorder, and it's most often
found in men," answered the doctor. "But, some woman do get
hemophilia. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your
period?" asked the doctor.

After some quick calculating, hooker replied, "Oh, about seven
or eight hundred dollars, I guess."


 
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