A FUNERAL SERVICE IS BEING HELD IN A SYNAGOGUE FOR A WOMAN   
A FUNERAL SERVICE IS BEING HELD IN A SYNAGOGUE FOR A WOMAN 
WHO HAS JUST PASSED AWAY. AT THE END OF THE SERVICE THE 
PALL BEARERS ARE CARRYING THE CASKET OUT WHEN THEY 
ACCIDENTALLY BUMP INTO A WALL JARRING THE CASKET.

THEY HEAR A FAINT MOAN. THEY OPEN THE CASKET AND FIND THAT THE 
WOMAN IS ALIVE. SHE LIVES TEN MORE YEARS AND THEN DIES. A 
CEREMONY IS AGAIN HELD AT THE SAME SYNAGOGUE AND AT THE END 
OF THE CEREMONY THE PALL BEARERS ARE AGAIN CARRYING OUT THE 
CASKET.

AS THEY ARE WALKING THE HUSBAND CRIES OUT, "WATCH OUT FOR 
THE WALL!

 
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