My son tells me he has decided to be a christian   
                Son becomes Christian

 A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to
 see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very
 expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me
 last week he has decided to be a christian. Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"
 
 "Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi. "Like you I too brought my
 boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then
 one day he too comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian."
 
 "What did you do?" asked the Lawyer.
 
 "I turned to God for the answer" replied the Rabbi.
 
 "And what did he say?" pressed the Lawyer.
 
 God said "Funny you should come to me..."

 
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