Cursed Diamond

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, 
an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond  
ring he had ever seen.  
 
He asked her about it. 
 
"This is the Klopman diamond," she said.  
"It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes 
with it." 
 
"What's the curse?" the man asked. 
 
"Mr. Klopman."

 

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