Some additional consitutional amendments to help define marriage   
                 Marriage Amendments
 
The Presidential Prayer Team has asked us to "Pray for the 
President as he seeks wisdom on how to legally codify the 
definition of marriage. Pray that it will be according to Biblical 
principles. With any forces insisting on variant definitions of 
marriage, pray that God's Word and His standards will be honored by 
our government." 
 
Thus the following is a proposed Constitutional Amendment codifying 
marriage entirely on biblical principles: 
 
A. Marriage in the United States shall consist of a union between 
one man and one or more women. (Gen 29:17-28; II Sam 3:2-5) 

B. Marriage shall not impede a man's right to take concubines in 
addition to his wife or wives. (II Sam 5:13; I Kings 11:3; II Chron 
11:21) 
 
C. A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a 
virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed. (Deut 
22:13-21) 
 
D. Marriage of a believer and a non-believer shall be forbidden. 
(Gen 24:3; Num 25:1-9; Ezra 9:12; Neh 10:30) 
 
E. Since marriage is for life, neither this Constitution nor the 
constitution of any State, nor any state or federal law, shall be 
construed to permit divorce. (Deut 22:19; Mark 10:9) 
 
F. If a married man dies without children, his brother shall marry 
the widow. If he refuses to marry his brother's widow or 
deliberately does not give her children, he shall pay a fine of one 
shoe and be otherwise punished in a manner to be determined by law. 
(Gen. 38:6-10; Deut 25:5-10) 
 

 
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