a man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to seek counseling   
        The Marriage Counselor

  After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a
  young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was
  to try counselling. They had been at each other's throat for some time
  and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the
  counselor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor
  for discussion.
 
  "What seems to be the problem?"
 
  Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to
  say.
 
  On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing
  all the wrongs within their marriage.
 
  After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor
  went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her
  passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
 
  Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
 
  He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had
  happened.
 
  The counsellor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least
  twice a week!"
 
  The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on
  Tuesdays and Thursdays."


 
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