Who was that?
The married couple was enjoying a dinner out when
a statuesque blonde walked over to their table, exchanged warm
greetings with the husband and walked off.
"Who was that?" the wife demanded.
"If you must know," he coolly replied, "that was my mistress."
"Your mistress? I want a divorce!"
"Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the suburbs,
a Mercedes, furs, jewelry and a vacation home in Mexico?"
They continued dining in silence. Finally the woman nudged
her husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there?
Who's he with?"
"That's his mistress," her husband replied.
"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert. "Ours is cuter."
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