man who was in a horrible accident lost both of his ears   
        Ears

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured.  But the
only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears.
As a result of this "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious about his
having no ears.

Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money from the
insurance company.  It was always his dream to own his own business, so 
he decided with all this money he had, he now had the means to own a business.  
So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding  computer firm.  
But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that 
he would have to hire someone to run the business.

He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them.  The
first interview went really well.  He really liked this guy.  His last question
for the first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"  The 
guy said  "now that you mention it, you have no ears.  The man got really 
upset and threw the guy out.

The second interview went even better than the first.  This candidate was
much better than the first.  Again, to conclude the interview, the man
asked the same question again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"  This
guy also noticed saying  "yes, you have no ears."  The man was really 
upset again, and threw this second candidate out.

Then he had the third interview.  The third candidate was even better than
the second, the best out of all of them.  Almost certain that he wanted to
hire this guy, the man once again asked, " do you notice anything unusual
about me?"    The guy replied "yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."

Surprised, the man then asked, "wow!  That's quite perceptive of you! 
How >could you tell?"  The guy burst out laughing and said, "well, you can't
wear >glasses if you don't have any fucking ears!"
 
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