The old couple
A couple, in their 80's, is upstairs in bed when the wife decides she'd
like some ice cream. She asks her husband to go downstairs, get some
vanilla ice cream out of the freezer, put it in a bowl and bring it up to
her. She says, you'd better write it down, you're going to forget. He
says, I won't forget.
She adds, I'd like some hot fudge sauce on the vanilla ice cream. Take the
hot fudge sauce out of the refrigerator, put it in a bowl and heat it in
the microwave. Then pour it over the bowl of ice cream. Better write it
all down you're going to forget. He says I won't forget.
The wife says, I'd also like some nuts on it. They're in the cupboard.
After you heat up the hot fudge sauce and put it on top of the ice cream,
put some nuts on top of that. Better write it down, I'm sure you're
going to forget. Don't worry, I won't forget.
The husband goes downstairs and is gone for a long time. When he comes
back, he has bacon and eggs.
The wife asks, where's the toast?
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