He wanted one last cookie before he died   
                One last cookie
 
  An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of
  his  favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last
  cookie before he  died.
  
  He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the
  stairs, and  crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily
  baking cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the table and
  was just barely able to lift his withered  arm to the cookie sheet.
  
  As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favorite
  kind, his  wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.
  
  "Why?" he whispered. "Why did you do that?"
  
  "They're for the funeral."
 
 
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