The Priest and Driving

  A priest from Boston is driving down to New York City, and he's
  stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his
  breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says,
  "Sir, have you been drinking?"

  And the priest replies, "Oh, just water."

  The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

  And the priest looks down and replies, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"


 

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