Rabbi and Priest in a car wreck
A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars
are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is hurt. After
they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says,
"So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing
left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of
our days." The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God."
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The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine didn't break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he
hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs,
and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle,
immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest
asks, "Aren't you having any?" The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait
for the police."
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