Saving money

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged
that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket
change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night
while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the
bank to the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the
masses of coins,  there are handfuls of five and ten dollar bills.
He asks his wife what's up. "Well," she replied, "Not everyone
is as cheap as you are."

 

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