Boston child seeks custody because he is beaten by parents   
Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he
 challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. 
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, 
in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
 degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than 
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. 
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. 
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence 
was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of 
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal 
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to 
the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone. 
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