A man boards an airplane, and sits next to a beautiful woman   
        The Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he
notices the most beautiful woman he's ever seen boarding the
plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat.
A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she
takes the seat right beside his. Anxious to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out, "So where are you flying to today?"

She turns and smiles, and says, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention, in
Chicago."

He swallows hard, and is instantly CRAZED with excitement. Here's
the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him,
and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.  Struggling to maintain
his outward cool, he calmly asks, "And what's your role at this
convention?"

She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto hiseyes, and says,
"Well, I try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really" he says, swallowing hard. "And what myths are those?"

She explains:  "Well, one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native
American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually
it is men of Jewish descent who romance women best, on average."

"Very interesting," the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very
embarrassed, and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I feel so awkward
discussing this with you, and I don't even know  your name."

The man extends his hand and replies,  "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein."
 
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