Two whales
One day, two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of
Japan when the male whale sees the whaling ship that killed his father
years ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the
male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air
through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make
them think twice about killing us, poor innocent whales."
The female whale agrees, the plan works perfectly. Once the whaling ship
has completely sunk, the male whale notices that most of the sailors are
making their way back to the shore by either swimming or in lifeboats.
Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells
"They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!"
Just then the female whale becomes less cooperative: "LISTEN, Moby", she
says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing
seamen!"
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