Yuppie car wreck

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, and a passing car hit it,
ripping the door off.

The yuppie whined to the police, "Officer, look what he's done to
my Beemer!"

The officer retorted, "You yuppies are so materialistic, you make
me sick!  You didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped
off!"

"Oh my god!" replied the yuppie, "Where's my Rolex?!?!"

 

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